Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Ted Haggard.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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