How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Fat people.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Where is my tractor?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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