- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why does life suck? Because it does

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

what's black and can't swim?

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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