- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What's clear and wet? water

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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