- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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