- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

the holocaust

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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