- Anti Joke

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?