Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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the holocaust

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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