"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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