- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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