- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Michel Moor on a die...

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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