SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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