- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Abortion

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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