How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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charlie sheen

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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My kids are mistakes.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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