- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Okay, after this one then...

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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