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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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