- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Major League Soccer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Chinese men having large penis.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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