If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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John Stamos.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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You just read this ..

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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