How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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all hail based mark

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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