What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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