Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Wanker

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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