Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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