- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

People...

Dumb

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

My name is Harry.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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