- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

retard

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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