- Anti Joke

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.