Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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