- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

i love to lick...

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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