- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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