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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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