How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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