- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

My friend harris is fat.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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