- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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