- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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