- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Cool Brian

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What comes after 23? 24.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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