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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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