Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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I pooped.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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knock knock no ones home

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This statement is false.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What's clear and wet? water

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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destiny

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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