- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

i love to lick...

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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