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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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