- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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