- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Abortion

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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