If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Nice belt.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Bumsniffer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...