What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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