- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tim has no humor

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Do your parents know you're gay?

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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