-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

balls

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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