- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Stop Spam Read Books

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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