What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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God. God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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