what did the farmer do? plant

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

A man buys a prius

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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