- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I have a gay camel

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Abortion

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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