- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

watch me nae nae

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

I have a gay camel

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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