- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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