Christianity

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Lets go Yankees

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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