hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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tim has no humor

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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