- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

"33"

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

The Barackness Monster

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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