Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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