- Anti Joke

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

HURT

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

knock knock no ones home

http://richardfigures.com/

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

This statement is false.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

HURT

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

knock knock no ones home

http://richardfigures.com/

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

This statement is false.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."