- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y u do dis?

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

He--Hey guys

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Mullets

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

ded on boomer and aodddan

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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