What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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God. God.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Anti Joke

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