A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Three black men were walking...

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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