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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What can fly? Lots of things

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

A black man has a job.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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