- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Abortion

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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