- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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