A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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knock knock no ones home

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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This statement is false.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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KOOKABURRA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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