how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

I have a gay camel

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Dislike this.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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