Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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