why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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