- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Rick santorum

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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