Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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