What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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this is not a joke. jks

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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