Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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