- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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You're tall.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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