- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Whats an Anti Joke

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

whats black and white? a zebra

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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