What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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I have a gay camel

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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