Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Hello.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Brad Fuller!

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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