- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a drill.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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