why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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NAACP

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Your face

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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