- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A black man has a job.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

kill yourself

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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